This is a VERY long video. The only part of it that matters to us is between 6:35 and 7:15. Below is the best transcript of what my friend Joe says as some of it is very hard to understand.
What did you think of the game?
It was amazing. I touched myself.
Did you think KU would win?
I though KU was going to win the entire time, especially when Tyler Hansburough peed his bed.
What do you think of Memphis?
I think Memphis is very good. I really do. They play a lot of good And1 Mixtape…They play like they are on And1 Mixtape. But Tyler Hansburogh peed, and Roy Williams is crying…and he has…ladies come on!?! ROY WILLIAMS IS NOW TAKING MIDOL!